Oh, Comics! #18

Here are the answers to the puzzles appearing on "Uncle Norm's Puzzle Page" in Oh, Comics! #18:

UNCLE NORM'S SECRET CODE:

If it's true that our species is alone in the universe, then I'd have to say the universe aimed rather low and settled for very little.

UNCLE NORM'S WORD SQUARE:

STAR
LINE
ANTE
PAID

SUDOKU FOR MORONS:

C'mon! Are you friggin' serious?